You know, I kinda decided that fortune cookie thing had run it’s course on the blog. But then I went to Pei Wei yesterday and had me some of their fantastic (and only available for a limited time!) Thai Mango Chicken and got two fortune cookies.

Now anyone who has studied that mystic arts of the fortune cookie will tell you that you may only receive one fortune a day. So I chose wisely out of my two and received the fortune listed first above. How appropriate!

Then today I decided it was time to bow to the gods of the cookie and ask them to, once again, peer into my soul and tell me what the world has in store for me. And really, who could ask for a better 1,2 combo than that??

As the first fortune cookie proclaimed, the recent burglary will soon fade away as will my life in the desert known as San Antonio. This can only be made better by the second cookies prediction that I will have my very own unicorn!! yay!!

Lucky day.

Yesterday I had Chinese for lunch and Thai for dinner.

Lunch:

Dinner:

That’s right mofos… you might wanna get a head start and start kissing up now.

Aww.

–blush–

I know… it’s been a month since I’ve last posted and the best I’ve got is a damn fortune cookie?!?!? Sorry. Honestly.

I’m not quite ready to let this blog turn into one of the many blog graveyards littering the net… December has just kinda flown by on me. I’ll be back. Promise.

<3

That is hands down the best fortune I’ve ever gotten in my life. Seriously.

Suzi likes to hate all over Panda Express, but they definitely have some great fortune cookie oracles (and orange chicken).